Quaint quotes and a crossword
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
P J O’Rourke
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream, and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a motorway.
Unknown
Name the movie
Print out the crossword and clues below and have some fun (great for sticking to the toilet door):
- Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me … !
- Tell me that was your stomach.
- (a,b) I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually … ecumenically … grammatically …
- (a,b) If I were very beautiful, and had nut-brown hair, would you keep me?
- You were born to privilege and with that comes specific obligations.
- (a,b) … and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why not give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it.
- (a,b) The elegant European woman didn’t stay for tea. But the promise of tomorrow hung in the air.
- That is the sound of inevitability.
- (a,b) When I give the word, your little town thingie will be bye-bye. Bye-bye!
- (a,b) I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don’t expect I shall return.
